Poetry sheer bloody poetry...

From The Remittance Man

"Nah, personally I suspect it's some eu ploy to piss off the Brits again. Honestly! Why the fuck we remain part of a club where the other members seems to spend half their time shitting in our beer glass is beyond me. Fuck em, the whole bloody lot of 'em. Let's leave and let them suck up to slimy tinpot dictators as much as they want."

I nearly wet myself, pure unadulterated brilliance, go read it all lol